Snow. Blue sky. Mountains. What more could you want? I suspect some foul play was involved here.. but let's wait for the DNA results
I hear the bouncer is a real brute.  No city-slickers or metrosexuals allowed. Tourists taste like chicken
Queen of the peaks
confess yer sins then ride off into the sunset
I can't help you - try the ski school at the main lodge

I know... MORE trees